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Scottish Wildlife is in Danger!
For centuries Scotland has prided itself on the abundant numbers of Wild Haggis or Haggi but sadly these numbers are in decline. The seasonal bans on Wild Haggis hunting has come almost too late but with the introduction of Haggis Farms to provide farmed Haggis to companies such as MacSween, this has cut down on the consumption of Wild Haggi. However, Poachers have been hunting the Wild Haggi and exporting them to Japan where they are made into "Scottish Sushi".
In an attempt to preserve the wild Haggis in it natural habitat, several sanctuaries have been set up around the country. These are self funded by the sale of "Hagpoo", Hagpoo is the made from the faecal droppings of the Haggis mixed with 3 other natural ingredients (Thistle sap, Scotch mist and a secret ingredient). This mixture is processed into 'bricks' and then fire treated for 3 days. Hagpoo is said to burn 3 times as hot as coal and lasts 5 times longer.
Our site is dedicated to spreading the knowledge of our wild Haggis so please bide a while and find oot more
This satirical site is sponsored by Jedburgh Baptist Church click here for the church page
In an attempt to preserve the wild Haggis in it natural habitat, several sanctuaries have been set up around the country. These are self funded by the sale of "Hagpoo", Hagpoo is the made from the faecal droppings of the Haggis mixed with 3 other natural ingredients (Thistle sap, Scotch mist and a secret ingredient). This mixture is processed into 'bricks' and then fire treated for 3 days. Hagpoo is said to burn 3 times as hot as coal and lasts 5 times longer.
Our site is dedicated to spreading the knowledge of our wild Haggis so please bide a while and find oot more
This satirical site is sponsored by Jedburgh Baptist Church click here for the church page